CHRIS CROCKER IS HOT NOW! - NO MORE BRITNEY CRAP!!!

The blogosphere is abuzz over the decision by YouTube sensation Chris Crocker— "Leave Britney alone!" —to post sexytime photos of himself on a new Tumblr site, showing off his tight, smooth bod and nicely sized boner. In other photos, he is pictured nuzzling the erection of an unidentified partner.

HOLY SHIT!! HE"S HOT!!!



OH MY GOD! I WOULD TOTALLY PICK HIM UP IN A BAR!! TOO BLOODY HOT!!!

Gawker and QueerClick picked up the story and soon the gay-gossip-media grapevine began thrumming.
Brent Everett Tweeted that young master Crocker would soon be filming with him, but that was probably a joke (“Chris Crocker officially comes to the dark side,” Mr. Everett blogged. “Welcome, sexy boy.”)

I feel like this whole thing is a bit of a wank; I don’t really keep up with the lad, so I don’t know if this is something he’s been talking about for awhile.
What do we think? He’s certainly a tasty snack if that’s your type. I get the sense that this is just something that interests him right now; like Brent Corrigan and Mr. Everett, he has shrewdly tended his cult of personality over the past several years.

And Chris Crocker was born in 1987, for heaven’s sake. He came of age at a time when a sex tape conveys fame and fortune and establishes a motherfucking brand. I’m guessing this won’t put a dent in Crocker’s plans for world domination.

Happy Pride Weekend!!!
"The Camera"